JustinSpeak Now Ranks Number One for “Justin Schmidt”

Posted in Fun on Oct 30, 2008

That’s right my dearest readers, it may only be for today, but I am now ranking number one for “justin schmidt” in Google. Justin O. Schmidt can now feel my “Sting Pain Index.” Beeotch!

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2 Responses to “ JustinSpeak Now Ranks Number One for “Justin Schmidt” ”

# 1 Adam Singer Says:
November 18th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
That’s hilarious that the wiki for Schmidt Sting Pain Index was outranking you. Those wiki pages rank well, good on you to get ahead of it.

You should make that an ongoing joke here.
# 2 justin Says:
November 19th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Thanks for the comment Adam. Yeah, its my proudest moment.

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Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. — Crash Davis

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