JustinSpeak A Look Inside the Mind of Justin Schmidt

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I hate the sound of my alarm clock.

Alarm clocks annoy me for two reasons. First, they make that god awful sound. Its like hearing fingernails on a chalkboard, dentist drills, emergency broadcast tests, and Bill O'Reilly all at once...ugh Second, they annoy me because the sound they make means I have to get up and do something that requires me to be on time, like work or a dentist appointment.

However, while I'm washing the sleep out of my eyes in the shower, I think about all the good times the day ahead can bring to me. I get ready to step out into the world and welcome with open arms whatever life decides to hurl my way that day. Despite ripping me from the arms of sleep with that arrogant, always on time, way too loud and all too familiar beeping, my alarm clock signals the start of something new.

I keep that bass ackwards analogy in mind as I reach for the ladder to the bandwagon and start a blog. The world will hear the beeps and get out of bed to...Well...Go read my blog I suppose....I don't know what I'll write in the future...That's what makes it fun, right? However, I do know that I will use plenty of ellipses...I will probably butcher all the grammar and writing skills that I learned and used in school. Above all else though, I will spew forth my endless drivel that has no bearing on the future of mankind.

It is time to wake up and start something new. Don't hit snooze you lazy bastard, the extra nine minutes of sleep is only going to make you late for whatever it is that you have to do.

If by chance someone actually reads this blog, then please feel free to post comments on it. Just don't be lame and needlessly cuss and call other people stupid....Leave that to me.