No More Strange Titles: Part Two
My air conditioner in my apartment is broken. It is fucking hot man. Ugh.
I hope everyone's weekend was as fun as mine. I actually played the drinking game "asshole". I haven't played asshole in a couple years!
So, in the spirit of drinking games, here is a list of my to five favorite drinking games.
5.) Cannonball
My buddy Matt always emcees this game for one reason. He is the only one that knows how to set it up. It's a great game to play between other drinking games because it is so quick. lots of fun.
4.) Quarters
I get a little grossed out about drinking a beer with a quarter in it. You hear so many statistics about how dirty our money is and then you slurp down a beer with a fucking coin at the bottom of the glass. However, quarters is a great game and can be a headliner in it's own right.
3.) Circle of Death
Fucking every little group of friends in the entire country have their own "house rules" on this game. Is a Jack a "thumb master"? Do you tell a joke? Is it a rule? It always changes. I guess that is what makes Circle so great. You can play it a zillion different ways. While I'm on the subject, whenever you draw a card that allows you to make a rule, pick something more creative than "can't say 'drink,' 'drank' or 'drunk'".
2.) Asshole
I like this game because it reminds me of Uno (greatest card game ever by the way). Also, it can go on for a long time and allows some epic drinking.
1.) Beer Guy
I don't even know if this is the right name for it, but that is what my buddy Lescher called it in college. Basically, it's a game where you bounce a ping-pong ball into your opponents cups. Very fun indeed. Well, I always had fun when playing it, but I bet most of that had to do with the company I kept.
Honorable Mention:
Horse Races
Social
Fuck the Dealer
Sevens
The Power Hour in a Half Hour
Gandolf and the Mystery of Sickening Pregnancies
What if people really had the kind of names like people do in fantasty movies? Obi Wan, Aragon, Atreyu, the list goes on and on.
I don't know why I titled this post like I did.
I don't even know why I find it so dificult to blog regularly. I need some sort of "Internet fiber" to keep me regular.
Does this mean my blog has turned into a bowel movement?
I sure as shit don't update it and promote it like I did a few months ago.
I hope I don't lose my blogger friends.
Why do we find it hard to keep up with certain things even though we love doing them?
Maybe if I had my own computer with an Internet connection I would blog like I did before I started working full time.
Does anyone know of any really good books? I have The Fountainhead and the new George Carlin book. However, I don't want to read radical philosophy or listen to some bitter man past his comedic prime.
By using the words, "George Carlin" in my blog, I have made this page easier to pick up for the search engines.
Michael was innocent?
Huh.
If I Only Had a Brain
Can guys have "blonde moments"? I sure as hell hope so. I've been doing a lot of stupid shit lately. Today, for example, I got up from my desk to go ask our graphic artist a question. There was this proof I was supposed to bring him. I got all the way to his door before I realized I forgot the proof. Well, I went back to my desk, got a proof, and walked all the way back to the artists' office. When I got there I realized I had grabbed the wrong proof. Pretty blonde huh? I suppose it is okay because I am indeed a toe head.
Why do blonde haired women get a break when they do something stupid? Where did "dumb blondes" come from? Were there some extra moronic women way back in the day that just so happen to have blonde hair?
Here's a question for all you blonde haired girls out there. Do you find the whole thing offensive? Does it not bother you? Or, more importantly, do you ever use it as an excuse? Why isn't there "dumb brunettes"? Of all the idiot women I have known, blondes are probably the least common of the bunch. Does a dumb blonde become a smart and sexy woman if she cuts her hair short and colors it red?
I will probably never understand this phenomenon. Stupid people are just stupid people, regardless of hair color.
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Okay, so there is a little bit of irony here that I talk about dumb blondes and the whole time I am posting something as useless and pointless as an expose on dumb blondes. Does that make me a dumb blonde?
One more thing. Fuck the government. Their little stunt with medicinal marijuana set us back a bit. I hate those conservative fucking assholes in power right now. The only things they care about are God (or their definition thereof), money, war, and themselves. What is wrong with weed? What is so bad about a drug that does the least amount of damage as all the recreational substances we use? Pot is harmless. The only thing pot ever did was make people really good at Super Mario Brothers. What kind of idiot doesn't let marajuana get legalized?
I'll bet they have blonde hair...
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