JustinSpeak A Look Inside the Mind of Justin Schmidt

If Kid Rock and Dr. Dre Can Do It, So Can I.

The two rappers that I name dropped in the title for this post always seem to rap about how they are back and the "game" has been overrun with bitches and punks since they left. Well, the vessel of the blogosphere has been scuttled by a bunch of no good hacks, but I am back.

I suppose.

Allow me to explain my absence. I work full time now. My whole day is spent in front of a computer typing letter, running reports, and doing product planning or research. I also spend a lot of time on the phone, having a relatively similar conversation with people from all over the country trying to convince them that my studios DVDs are the best. (They are by the way). I do this for eight hours a day. When I get home, the last thing I want to do is sit at a computer and type some more. Unfortunately for my blog, and the universe, the regularity of my posting is somewhat of a joke.

I don't want this post to be all excuses. Dr. Dre and Kid Rock don't make excuses for their no-shows. Instead, they burst through the door blunts blazing and feed their respective audience a slightly updated version of their signature sounds. I'll follow suit.

Let me first say that I am in no way, shape, or form a Kid Rock fan. I think he is the musical equivalent of corn in shit. He stands out from the rest of the turd; but in the end he is still shit and won't go away.

My first attempt at a blog joke in like two months! Good for me.

I promise you, my dearest reader, that I'll make every effort to take my blogging Metamucil, eat my Internet veggies, and try to keep my weblogging bowel movements a little more regular.