So the fat cat CEOs of Ford, GM and Chrysler are back on Capital Hill begging for our money to help them fix their fuck ups. This time, a couple of them drove hybrids to make up for their gaffe of flying their private jets to the last meeting. However, now they are asking for more money! What’s even better is that the UAW is now willing to make “concessions” for this to happen. By “concessions” I hope they mean realistic health care and occasionally working through their breaks to get something done. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a die hard liberal, but when it comes to labor unions I’m redder than Ann Coulter’s tampons.
This calls for a top five list.
Top Five Reasons an Auto Industry Bailout Sucks.
1. Same reason I didn’t like bailing out the banks. I don’t like paying for other people’s fuck ups.
2. As Ashton Kutcher said, the people who should have to pay to fix the car companies are the oil companies. They’re the ones who profited so gleefully the last couple years off the gas guzzling SUVs that nobody buys anymore. Make them return the favor.
3. If we bailout the financial sector for fucking up, then bailout the auto industry for poor management, what’s next? How about we pay to plug the holes in Lockheed Martin or Boeing? How about we fix Circuit City? Where does it stop?
4. Free market capitalism should be given an opportunity to fix itself. Let poorly run companies fail, let people lose their jobs, and let the companies come back with a sharper focus and a new direction.
5. We spend more money on military spending than any other country in the world, billions of dollars in bailout for poorly run busnesses, and give rich people tax cuts, but we can’t fix roads and build schools. This bailout, and the one before it and the ones after it, is just an other example of the infruriating way the United States government spends money.