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Global Climate Change Argument Matrix05.18.08

This dude nails it. I like a good matrix when making decisions. Sort of a college level pro con list if you wil…

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What kills me the most about this whole global warming issue is that people refuse to think logically about it. Its always “psycho activist” vs. “ignorant conservative.” No one looks at the thing logically! What do you think?

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Sleeve Face02.20.08

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Quickly! Give Me the Antidote!03.22.05

During the editor’s meeting this morning we here at JustinSpeak learned a lesson: irony is a bad mother fucker. After all the emotional drama of yesterday’s posts, a friend emails me this bad boy.

I hope for the sake of all that is holy this dude is lying. If he isn’t, then I feel I have to buy a coffee mug or something. Either way, this guy is one of the most brilliant capitalists since the inception of the ethos.

Save Toby

Many dankes to my good friend Matt S. for sending this my way.

We gotta save Toby man!

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The Zillion Dollar Baby03.22.05

Okay. Methinks I need to settle down before I breathe fire on really touchy subjects.

There really is no need for me to gush out masturbatory verbiage on euthanasia. However, I cannot help but get sucked into the enormous gravity of the issue. Life is our most precious gift. Who is to say when it should be mercifully ended? How can you know that someone like Terri Shiavo can no longer be happy or sad? Why do people, including myself, get so zealous about which side of the issue they are on?

I feel so horrible for that poor woman. Honestly, it makes me want to cry. What did she do to deserve this? Back in my atheist days, I would have selfishly used her misfortune as fodder for my “THERE IS NO GOD” arguments. Now, as an agnostic, I still cannot justify why someone should go through such a horrible thing.

Perhaps the reason I side with Mr. Shiavo on this is because it may be best for Terri for all the pain and fear to go away. I acknowledge that I don’t know the whole story. I acknowledge that I may be making judgements and putting words in other people’s mouths. However, I cannot help but to think it is a little selfish for her family to keep her alive despite the fact she cannot interact in any way, shape, or form with them. My belief has always been that people in Terri’s condition, if capable of communicating, would want it all to stop.

Okay, I’m done. I promise you, my dearest reader, that I will post nothing but bright and happy stuff for the rest of the month.

Now is a good time to start.

My dearest Robyn will be here in two days! My heart warms at the very thought of picking her up at the airport. Take a minute to recall someone, or something, that warms your heart every time you think of it. Feels good, no?

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The Billion Dollar Baby03.21.05

This is ridiculous.

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I know this issue is rather en vogue lately, and I will show restraint from ramming my opinion down your throat with the many paragraphs I could write on this subject.

However, I curse the self-righteous and self-absorbed right wing freaks who won’t let this poor woman die.

If you disagree with me on this, then I will answer your question. Yes, if I was in a vegetative state with absolutely no brain activity and absolutely no hope for recovery, please unplug the machines. That is not life, it is man made purgatory.

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