My Dog is in Heat • 07.16.08

This is my doggie Ava

This is my doggie Ava

My dog Ava is in heat and things are pretty strange around the SchmidtyStock household. Dogs in heat are a strange thing. So to help everyone out there, I’ve compiled a list.

  1. Your dog will bleed out her…you know.
  2. She’ll act the fool, constantly.
  3. Male dogs will act differently around her.
  4. She may eat more than usual.
  5. She may eat less than usual.
  6. Did I mention she’ll bleed?
  7. Some people say the heat lasts a couple weeks.
  8. Some people say the heat lasts months and months.

So there ya go.  Justin’s quick list of what happens when your dog is in heat.

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